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Dr. Piranha by TwoHornsUnited
Dr. Piranha
He rose up from a toilet 
bearing gifts and bleeding from his ass 
and from his disinfected mausoleum 
he scrubbed his hands 
and prepared for surgery 
inside the operating room he screamed 
"I believe this patient is already dead"
the nurse’s laughter echoed through the halls 
as the doctor lit a smoke and shook his head
 

I've discovered another flaw in god’s sick invention 
we have built a time machine to travel through other dimensions 

the mercitron engaged the patient in 
a defenseless war against mortality 
angered by the latest turn of events 
the doctor felt he should part company 
upon arrival on the planet mars 
while waiting for the mothership to come 
dr. piranha and his faithful disciples 
in orbit searched for a baboon’s heart 

we are what we are 
we are what we are 

christ clones are imprisoned 
in slave camps on a planet of trolls 
as coal mines and tar pits 
are filled with dead astronauts 

malpractice in the cosmos 
the garden of stars is filled with vengeful enemies 
assassins and hitmen eagerly await orders 
for research subjects to be purchased by the highest bidder 
I will be hunted for infinity 
detected with a dna radar 
they’ll watch my every move 
the voices in my head will never cease 
mocking me over and over and over and over again 

we are what we are 
we are what we are 

christ clones are imprisoned 
in slave camps on a planet of trolls 
as coal mines and tar pits 
are filled with dead astronauts

Dog Fashion Disco - Dr. Piranha
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Dr. Piranha by TwoHornsUnited
Dr. Piranha
He rose up from a toilet 
bearing gifts and bleeding from his ass 
and from his disinfected mausoleum 
he scrubbed his hands 
and prepared for surgery 
inside the operating room he screamed 
"I believe this patient is already dead" 
the nurse’s laughter echoed through the halls 
as the doctor lit a smoke and shook his head
 

I've discovered another flaw in god’s sick invention 
we have built a time machine to travel through other dimensions 

the mercitron engaged the patient in 
a defenseless war against mortality 
angered by the latest turn of events 
the doctor felt he should part company 
upon arrival on the planet mars 
while waiting for the mothership to come 
dr. piranha and his faithful disciples 
in orbit searched for a baboon’s heart 

we are what we are 
we are what we are 

christ clones are imprisoned 
in slave camps on a planet of trolls 
as coal mines and tar pits 
are filled with dead astronauts 

malpractice in the cosmos 
the garden of stars is filled with vengeful enemies 
assassins and hitmen eagerly await orders 
for research subjects to be purchased by the highest bidder 
I will be hunted for infinity 
detected with a dna radar 
they’ll watch my every move 
the voices in my head will never cease 
mocking me over and over and over and over again 

we are what we are 
we are what we are 

christ clones are imprisoned 
in slave camps on a planet of trolls 
as coal mines and tar pits 
are filled with dead astronauts

Dog Fashion Disco - Dr. Piranha
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TwoHornsUnited
Brian Cargile
Artist | Professional | Other
United States
My name's Brian
Born, raised, and still reside in Tampa, FL.
I design and create evil/sci-fi/cyberpunk/steampunk/horror fashion pieces, gas masks/respirators, full helmets, full costumes, and occasionally various other unique things and props. All my designs are completely original and sometimes one of a kind. I'm extremely passionate about what I do and I currently do this for a living, selling pretty much everything I create at some point in my Etsy shop which can be found here: www.etsy.com/shop/Twohornsunit…

I've had a few masks and a full costumes in a couple indie films so far and I've also done a couple fashion shows with my costumes as well.
I have also created masks, helms, and armor for various electronic music artists across the globe.
Feel free to message me about business propositions, job offers regarding film, photo shoots, or convention/fashion show/event booking! I'd love to work with you :)
*Serious inquiries only please*

I'm always thinking of new inventive ideas for whatever I'm planning on creating next, so keep an eye on me!

****UPDATE: Commissions are currently closed until further notice.
However I will still be selling finished pieces in my Etsy shop, as always.
A lot more stuff to come soon, so follow my shop to get notified when it's available.
www.etsy.com/shop/Twohornsunit…
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TwoHornsUnited Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Professional Artist
Thanks!
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np
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:dummy::megaphone: Happy Birthday!!!
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TwoHornsUnited Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Professional Artist
Hey thanks! :)
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AydinPrower7 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014   General Artist
You're welcome. =D
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Pirkleations Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
JoYous WoMb EmAnCiPaTiOn AnNiVeRsArY CeLeBrAtiOn DaY!! :)
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TwoHornsUnited Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Professional Artist
Thank youuuuu.
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TwoHornsUnited Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Professional Artist
w00t
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zraclooc Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
Hope you had a GREAT one! :hug:
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TwoHornsUnited Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Professional Artist
I did indeed! 
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DOK-FITZ Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday!;D
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TwoHornsUnited Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Professional Artist
Thank you :)
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punkandartStJimmy Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday! :)
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TwoHornsUnited Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Professional Artist
Thanks :)
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